TELL ME… what are your books about?
I write tragedy for people who like to laugh, comedy for the melancholy, and erotica for women and men who like their fantasies real. What are you in the mood for?
Tell Me (if you like it dirty–like, Fifty Shades of Grey was YA, and THIS is what erotica for grown-ups should read like)
Consequences (of defensive adultery) (if you want it complicated, messy, intense–so-satisfying at the end)
Cherry Pie Cure (if you need to laugh out loud)
Text Me, Cupid (if you want it ALL)
–Episode 1: Messy Christmas (December 2017
–Episode 2: Delayed Valentine (coming February 2018)
–Episode 3: Bittersweet Halloween (coming August 2018)
–Episode 4: Saving Christmas (coming November 2018)
–audiobook, paperback + hardcover (coming December 2018)
Consequences (of defensive adultery) (if you have earbuds; cause your kids and co-workers should not listen to this)
Rough Draft Confessions: NOT a guide to WRITING and selling EROTICA and romance but full of inside insight anyway (original Canadian title: CUNT versus PUSSY: an incomplete confession in rough draft)
Queer Christmas in Cowtown–a baker’s dozen of (mostly non-fiction) Christmas stories to queer up your holidays
Screw Chocolate, Vol 1–14 QUEER valentines to see you through February 14
Screw Chocolate, Vol 2–14(+2) QUEER valentines to see you through February 14
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Taste Me: the thinking woman’s erotica
M. Jane Colette’s books are available at all the usual places, including Amazon, Indigo-Chapters, iBooks, Barnes & Noble and your favourite local bookstore! If your local indie bookstore doesn’t stock them, ask for them! They can order them in for you. (If you’re an Amazon shopper, some of my titles are flagged as “adult material” and you’ll need to log in as your 18+ year old self to see them.)
Seller-specific buy links for each of the novels follow.
TEXT ME, CUPID series
Meet Will and Florence. He’s freshly divorced and in denial. She’s twice-burnt and prickly. They’re a terrible idea. They know this. But every time their eyes meet, their clothes come off:
TEXT ME, CUPID: a steamy holiday romance in four episodes
releases DECEMBER 2018 in all formats on all platforms
in the meantime… you can experience…
Episode 2: Delayed Valentine (February 14, 2018)
NOW AVAILABLE EXCLUSIVELY AS AN E-BOOK ON AMAZON
Episode 3: Bittersweet Halloween (coming August 2018)
Episode 4: Saving Christmas (coming November 2018)
audiobook, paperback + hardcover (coming December 2018)
An affair. HEARTBREAK. Consequences. ABSOLUTION, redemption, and LOVE… in the most unexpected places–a steamy second chance romance unlike any you’ve ever experienced… featuring an ALPHA lover-confessor you haven’t DARED dream about:
NOW AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE 💔
AN EROTIC TRAGEDY
The audio version of Consequences is a sensuous, intimate, and occasionally overwhelming experience. You can also experience Elizabeth’s erotic tragedy the old-school way:
THE LOL ROM-COM
A woman scorned. A blog. An outrageously sexy stock boy. A tribe of strange Internet friends. Flying packages of sex toys. And, a to-die-for cherry pie recipe:
“IS IT PORN OR IS IT LITERATURE?”
The Story of O meets Jane Austen for the sexting and blogging generation; an outrageously filthy erotic romance featuring your neighbours, your friends, your parents and your in-laws… and probably you. Read with caution:
YYC QUEER WRITERS Anthologies
Roses, cupid’s arrows, chocolate—chocolate? Screw chocolate! Queer up Valentine’s Day instead with these hilarious, heartbreaking (yes, sometimes deliciously filthy) valentines by Calgary authors who have a fresh, occasionally revolutionary (always, insightful) take on love.
Featuring fiction (or is it?), poetry, and non-fiction (or is it?) from Beatrice Aucoin, Dallas Barnes, L. Sara Bysterveld, Lotis Cervantes, M. Jane Colette/Marzena Czarnecka, Callan Field, Elisa Kae, Tanysia Komers, Tet Millare, HP Longstocking, Brooke Nicholas, Alyssa Linn Palmer, Nola Sarina, Dana Stan, T, Mel Vee, Ann Zee, and PW Zellie, and photography from Jennifer Weihmann (Volume 1) and Leslie Pringle (Volume 2).
- AMAZON, Screw Chocolate 1: PRE-ORDER e-book & paperback
- AMAZON, Screw Chocolate 2: PRE-ORDER e-book & paperback
(please note that Screw Chocolate 1 has been tagged by Amazon as “restricted adult material” — don’t get your hopes up, it’s only a little dirty ;P — so you’ll need to be logged into your Amazon account as your 18+ self to see it)
- Kobo, Screw Chocolate 1: PRE-ORDER
- Kobo, Screw Chocolate 2: PRE-ORDER
- CHAPTERS paperback link coming soon
- All the other usual places coming soon
As with our Queer Christmas in Cowtown project, all post-production proceeds from Screw Chocolate are going to Camp fYreFLY. Buy the book for the queer reader in your life and help make a queer kid’s life better!
WANT A PEEK INTO THE INSIDE STORY?
Check out Rough Draft Confessions: NOT a guide to WRITING & selling EROTICA but full of insight insight anyway, M. Jane Colette’s non-fiction collection of essays and “confessions” from inside the writing and publishing process.
Want the controversial banned from Amazon CUNT versus PUSSY version? Write me at TellMe@mjanecolette.com. 😉
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You: OMFG, not another newsletter.
Me: It’s not a newsletter. It’s an occasional LOVE letter. Written just for you. From me. Think about it. Me, whispering in your ear, all the things you wish you’d hear from…
You: Fucking liar. You’re going to try to sell me your books.
Me: And invite you to parties. Look, my darling. Here’s the deal. All the forms of social media are some combination of ephemeral, unreliable, or manipulative. The newsletter is my only direct link to you. And I love you. And I need to be able to reach you reliably. And so… subscribe?
You: And you’re not manipulative?
Me: Just a little. But I always deliver what I promise.
Me: Cross my heart.
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